Off to a great start...

*Fake British accent* Oh, looky loo, I am soooo adventurous. Watch me while I adventurize and continually emphasize how much. More interesting. My life is. Than yours.

What adventures are these that you speak of, Annoyingly Superior Samantha? What exactly was adventure #1, ASS? Was it the absolutely riveting time you have been having watching Degrassi, season 2 on Netflix?

No.

Or was it the haircut you got at Aveda that makes you look, as T puts it, either a newscaster or an American Girl doll? 

No.



Or was it when you fell down the stairs today and sprained your ankle again? Nope, couldn't have been those things because they weren't on the list.

*face palm*