May my jewel green bikin forever rest in peace at the Holiday Inn in Tucson (where I lost it at a Board Retreat for Camp Wildcat), but my loss has turned me on to new styles and has me wondering about the high-waisted bikini trend popping up all over.
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|Snack Bar Beauty|
Boo: In the third grade, someone foisted the knowledge upon my delicate ears that white swimsuits were for shooting porn. Booya: Easier to hide trouble spots, right? No pinching the lovvies. Boo: Don't you lose the sex appeal of a bikini with the hem creeping up? Booya: I mean, I'm not a piece of meat on display in a butcher's shop. Boo: These suits make even the super-thin models look kind of doughy. Won't I look like a whale?!
Well, there are lots of other styles up on Modcloth to choose from, so explore a bit and let me know....
What's your opinion on this whole shebang? Is it socially acceptable for me to wear one of these?